American Inventor

Dang it, first my automated video rental kiosk in the grocery store, and now my mixer for a ball winder. I'll have to stay with knitting "willy warmers" for American Inventor. Just google <"willy warmer">, for those who require description, the gay knitter guy choose a peach fleshy color and yeah, he gives the pattern, and it's exactly what it sounds like. The blogger states that they are used for wearing kilts, answering yet another lifelong mystery for some. But I doubt the judges of Inventor are reading knitting blogs so they might think this is a real invention. Or is this as bad as not being able to carry a tune and auditioning for Idol. Perhaps I should get some sleep, I hear that deprivation could cause one to have implausible ideas. Nite Nite.